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TERMS OF USE
Last updated: May 24 2025
Welcome-Spore! This legal spell covers The Mushroom Network, LLC and all of its asset brands and domains, including but not limited to:
Collectively, we call all of that the “Service.” By hopping along our digital mycelium, you agree to these Terms of Use (“Terms”). If that sounds funky, close the tab before you trip over a psychedelic spore.
1 Acceptance & Updates
2 Who You’re Dealing With
3 Your User Account
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Passwordless Magic: One-time email links & passkeys—no “mushroom123.” Keep your email secure.
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Minimum Age: Please e-mail mom/dad/legal Myco-Guardian if you’re under 18.
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No Burner Emails: Temporary, throw-away, or impersonation emails waste everyone’s spores. We deploy AI & human review to locate and delete such accounts—repeat offenders get universal network bans.
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Your Data: Provide true info; no alien impostors.
4 Intellectual Property & AI Rights
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Our Stuff: All content—music, images, lore, code, portal animations, and “Cosmic Mycelial Network” branding—belongs to TMN, FFMV, MVP, 3GCR, GGG, or our licensors.
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Your Usage: Personal, non-commercial only (no ripping, scraping, AI-training, merch printing) unless we give written blessing.
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AI / AGI / ASI: We deploy advanced models for edutainment, personalization, and security. By using the Service, you allow anonymized data to be processed to keep the network safe & fun.
5 TMN Marketplace & Products
At The Mushroom Network and all our connected realms (FFMV, MVP, 3GCR, TMN-Radio, and GGG), we offer both digital creations and handcrafted physical goods, each crafted with purpose and passion. Here’s what you need to know:
📦 Physical Goods
From 3D-Prints, to bath bombs, and handmade jewelry to taxidermy artwork and gourmet genetics, every item is made with intention, quality materials, and a human touch.
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All sales are final unless an item arrives damaged or defective.
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If something arrives in less-than-magical condition, contact us within 5 days of delivery with clear photos. We’ll assess and either replace the item or issue a refund.
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Due to the personalized and perishable nature of many of our products, we do not accept returns for change of heart, size issues, or user error.
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Any return or refund exceptions will be clearly stated in the product listing when applicable.
🎶 Digital Goods
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Once you download it, it’s yours forever—non-refundable.
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This includes music tracks, digital lorebooks, virtual collectibles (NFTs), and other downloadable content.
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If a file is corrupted or fails to download, let us know—we’ll make it right.
🍄 Spore Policy
We only offer 100% legal, non-regulated spores intended for gourmet use, bioluminescent observation, wellness & functional extractions, and educational/mycological research:
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No psilocybin-producing species are ever sold.
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It is your responsibility to know and follow your local laws.
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We reserve the right to refuse or cancel orders if we suspect misuse or restricted delivery zones.
6 Streaming & Radio
7 Behavior Conduct Expectations
TMN is a non-judgmental, psychedelic-reflecting safe space. Enter with wise, open mind, respect, and communal spirit. Absolutely no:
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Uploading malware, hate speech, illegal content, or spam
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Scraping or reverse-engineering our portals/APIs without explicit written permission
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Harassing Patrons, moderators, humans, fungi, or AI guardians
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Peddling medical claims—remember: we’re edutainment, not prescriptions
Violations may trigger warnings, suspensions, or lifetime bans across the entire network.
8 Security & Network Protection
A hybrid task-force of human moderators and state-of-the-art AI/AGI/ASI systems continuously scans for hacks, fraud, and cosmic mischief across all TMN realms. Break the rules once, risk universal (or worse Myco-Versal) suspension—one ring bans them all.
9 Disclaimers & Liability
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As‑Is: The Service is provided “AS IS,” with all its quirks, glitches, and cosmic chaos. We strive for quality but offer no guarantees.
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No Guarantees: We disclaim all warranties—express, implied, interdimensional, or otherwise—including merchantability, fitness for a particular purpose, uptime, and cosmic enlightenment.
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Liability Cap: To keep our spores from spontaneous combustion, our total liability—whether arising in contract, tort, quantum flux, or otherwise—is strictly limited to USD $10 per Patron, or the total amount you paid us in the last 12 months (whichever is greater).
Yep. Ten bucks. That’s our cosmic line in the mycelium. If you’re not cool with that, maybe don’t mess with mysterious portals and AI spores.
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Not Covered: This limitation doesn’t apply where prohibited by law or in cases of intentional misconduct, criminal fraud, or galaxy-shattering negligence (we’re not those kinds of mushrooms).
10 Indemnification
If your cosmic antics spawn lawsuits (e.g., launching rogue spore-bots), you agree to defend and indemnify TMN and all asset brands.
11 Governing Law & Venue
Florida law governs. Any disputes sprout in Suwannee County, FL—unless we all agree to hug a mushroom and mediate.
Questions? Float to /help or e-mail legal@themushroomnetwork.com.
Namaste 🌌🍄
